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@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
A Virgin who likes smashing things
Scott The Woz: 'This Wii U is not a virgin'
Wii U: 'Oh No, he's going to smash me'
literally just a white guy who lives in Ohio
guy 1: holy shit it’s Scott the Woz
guy 2: no that’s just some white guy
A colorblind virgin who owns 5 Wii U's, finds Wii's in his couch every now and then, hates Chibi Robo Zip Lash and owns Garfield Lasagna World Tour.
He seems like the sort of guy who eats pigeon liver for breakfast.
Scott the Woz owns 5 Wii U's!!!!!!!! Why would anyone do that to themselves
To give an explanation after you make a point
Person #1: yo nuggets are the best food
Person #2: can you run some woz?
Person #1: yes man, nuggets are the best because they're juicy