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A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"
"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
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A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
The testicle of a man who has had one of his testicles removed due to testicular cancer.
Lance Armstrong dumped his wife so he could slam the wrecking ball into Cheryl Crow.
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The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.
Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.
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When you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your balls in front of her butt. She then proceeds to pass gas blowing said balls back then they come crashing back into her waiting butt like a wrecking ball
Last night this girl wanted a Liberian wrecking ball in her ass
When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
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The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it
I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife