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Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.

When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.

by daltonjfk November 4, 2019


Wretched

to get drunk in a respectful manner 😂; drunk and yet respectful 😂

I want to get wretched tonight.

by nakedwriter September 28, 2023


Wretch

Slang for, to reach for something that is seaming out of reach, or to overextend one's self. Modern Hillbilly vernacular.

Did you see bubba crack's when he wretch'd for his shoe laces?

Bubba tried to go to college, but it was a bit of a wretch for him.

by MayorofSpringfield February 24, 2022


Wretch

A Wretch is a crippled, lame.

Disfigured or and weak being.

Somebody unequally yoked with there own body.

Often used to describe one who is unworthy and downcast, someone in a lowly state could claim to be a wretch, or in the state of being a wretched person.

The old wretch of Notre Dame would wander only where he was able to.

by Marty79 August 16, 2021


Wretch

To reach something with intent.

I wretch over and and smacked the shit out of my mother.

by My little rose bud June 21, 2023


Wretch

The act of extending your arm in order to reach something or pick something up

I was listening to marvin tell me how to fix my truck when he said " All you need to do is wretch in there and spin that fan."

by SugarCookie1972 September 4, 2023


Wretch

Wretch

I wretch for the salt on the table

by August 7, 2021