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When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018


Wump

A forceful, often clunky or unwieldy, movement, used to describe actions with weight.

*getting ready for a fight* “alright, you ready for a good wumpin’? Get ready for the haymaker!” *wumps you on the head*

“Could you please keep it down in there!? I can hear you wumping around your room and it’s driving me insane!”

by Zizoman123 July 9, 2021


Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022


Wump

A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.

Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.

by Wumplord August 1, 2017


Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019


Wump

A chronic liar and someone who doesn’t brush their teeth

Person 1: “I have 4 lambo’s”

Person 2: “you are a wump

by MrMakeYourNight December 12, 2020


Wumps

Uh oh, or boo hoo moment

“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch
“Wumps!”

by Suggy45 September 14, 2023