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A term for someone in their 20's who plays MMORPG's and lives in their parent's basement. They usually are found working fast food or delivering pizza. Yang's are usually laughed at from other gamers and surely in real life.
" That Yang is 24, never had sex and plays World Of warcraft"
" Man I sure hope I don't have the life of Yang when I hit 25."
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"The analysis and inquiries of Yoshi's Penile Unit"
The asian penis is a very tiny molecule consisting of a centimeter long head followed by a half inch long shaft. The shaft, being yellow and Asiany, is usually covered in multiple STD-related legions. This can be attributed to the fact that Chinese people fuck all day long. Because this fucking is a constant occurrence sex has lost its pleasurable value. Therefore, Asians have devised tiny efficient penii to help them in their quest to over populate the world. Let’s take for example, the penis of a student here at this boarding school, which by the way is covered with tiny Asian penises, by the name of Yang Yang F@#g. We are using the name Yang Yang F@#g because we wish to keep the true identity of this man confidential. Yang Yang F@#g real name is Yoshi. Yoshi is a 34 year old porn star with a record-breaking 4 inch long penis. Yoshi, with his mammoth penis consistently stars in such films as “The Real Godzilla,” “God’s Penis Attacks Tokyo,” and the popular film, “Will Fuck for Rice.”
Yoshi (Yang Yang) also stars in educational films such as, “One Sentence a Day Japanese,” where a 23 year old prostitute teaches English sexual sayings like: “My Grandparents give good head!” and, “First rate cunt lapping!” Yoshi, earlier in his career, did a number of homo-erotic pornography in which he set a world record for sucking twenty 3-inch penises to ejaculation in twenty minutes. He also starred in a homo-erotic film by the name of, “Assload of Cocks,” which was a seven film series. He starred in the first six with Ron Jeremy until his ass exploded. Yoshi was so amazingly famous that a 96-year old grandpa set himself on fire while jacking off to see Yoshi’s newest erotic film. Currently, Yoshi’s most popular films are, “Bigger isn’t always better: Massive Midget Erotica,” and, “The 3 Foot-Tall Wonder: A Documentary of the Midget porn industry.” Yoshi recently passed away due to a combination of Chlamydia, Crabs, Gonorrhea, AIDS, Penis Lice, Syphilis, Hepatitis B, A, E, C, and possibly D, Scabies, and the fact that he set his dick aflame. Surprisingly, due to the massive deposits of ejaculated cum, his dick stayed aflame for a record-breaking 72 days.
To honor his death, a 12-foot statue of his penis was erected in the center of Tokyo. However, at his grave, due to the large number of STDs, nothing within a 12 foot radius is able to live.
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The act of rolling over another person while constantly screaming Yang over and over.
Oh man look someone is lying down on the ground over there and they are unaware of my presence! (Roll over person many times) Yang! Yang!
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A kind confident person that gets attention when she demands it. She works hard to achieve goals and doesn’t let stop her from that goal. She’s hardworking and a caring person that can make anyone feel secure.
Guy 1: Did you know Yangelis got into her first choice of college?
Guy 2: Honestly I’m not even surprised, she really has a bright future.
When you press your tounge against the upper row of your teeth and saliva is expelled from your mouth like scorpion venom. It usually always comes without warning and there are very few people that can do it on command.
Dude, you just yanged all over me.
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Completely screwed
You bought Yahoo stock at $25 and an offer to buy by another company was turned down for $33 per share. Now your stock is selling under $19. Yanged
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The most loyal girl you in earth and beautiful girl 😍🤪
Yangelis
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