Robert's your father's brother

The same as Bob's your uncle

Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.

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you don't know me but i killed your brother

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.

"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."

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Your like a brother to me.

FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."

Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.

Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.

-------Tomorrow--------

Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.

Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.

Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --

Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner

Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?

Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.

Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.

Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)

Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.

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Your like a brother to me

100% of the time what Girls say to me.🙂😐😔😢😭

Oh, but your like a brother to me.

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Your like a brother to me

what whores say about people they’re sleeping with

“are you sleeping with Alex as well?”

“no your like a brother to me”

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Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.

Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!

Spend time with your brother day

Spend time with your brother day on april 24th

Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!