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A campaign started a few years back by a rogue organization that is currently viewed as PETA's worst enemy. The organization is known for placing 'PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG' signs all over the world, urging people to smash their dogs into the curbstone at the side of the road.
Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Jimmy's dog was taking a dump right at the entrance to the park. He saw the sign on the fence: PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG.
Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
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Worse than your mum gay, dad lesbian, and granny a tranny.
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One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel
Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese
I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
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Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"
Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
May 10 is cuddle your dog day it’s to appreciate your fur baby and show them love
Come here buddy let’s watch a movie it’s cuddle your dog day
similar to "your mom gay lol" but to specifically catch people off guard by calling their dog gay instead of their mom
guy1: you suck
guy2: yeah but your dog gay lol
guy1: confused and scared