ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

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Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

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ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

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Ya MUM

Usually used as a comeback when you have nothing else

When you ask ya mumma whats for dinner she opens her legs and says TUNA SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

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Ya Mum

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

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YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!