is a slang term for chinese food.
Hey y'all we are going to get yang....do you want to go? What do you want to eat?....Lets get some yang.
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the coolest person in the world....so cool people drool when they see him. totally disregard all the definitions above...
that person is so cool......wat a yang
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A term for someone in their 20's who plays MMORPG's and lives in their parent's basement. They usually are found working fast food or delivering pizza. Yang's are usually laughed at from other gamers and surely in real life.
" That Yang is 24, never had sex and plays World Of warcraft"
" Man I sure hope I don't have the life of Yang when I hit 25."
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"The analysis and inquiries of Yoshi's Penile Unit"
The asian penis is a very tiny molecule consisting of a centimeter long head followed by a half inch long shaft. The shaft, being yellow and Asiany, is usually covered in multiple STD-related legions. This can be attributed to the fact that Chinese people fuck all day long. Because this fucking is a constant occurrence sex has lost its pleasurable value. Therefore, Asians have devised tiny efficient penii to help them in their quest to over populate the world. Letβs take for example, the penis of a student here at this boarding school, which by the way is covered with tiny Asian penises, by the name of Yang Yang F@#g. We are using the name Yang Yang F@#g because we wish to keep the true identity of this man confidential. Yang Yang F@#g real name is Yoshi. Yoshi is a 34 year old porn star with a record-breaking 4 inch long penis. Yoshi, with his mammoth penis consistently stars in such films as βThe Real Godzilla,β βGodβs Penis Attacks Tokyo,β and the popular film, βWill Fuck for Rice.β
Yoshi (Yang Yang) also stars in educational films such as, βOne Sentence a Day Japanese,β where a 23 year old prostitute teaches English sexual sayings like: βMy Grandparents give good head!β and, βFirst rate cunt lapping!β Yoshi, earlier in his career, did a number of homo-erotic pornography in which he set a world record for sucking twenty 3-inch penises to ejaculation in twenty minutes. He also starred in a homo-erotic film by the name of, βAssload of Cocks,β which was a seven film series. He starred in the first six with Ron Jeremy until his ass exploded. Yoshi was so amazingly famous that a 96-year old grandpa set himself on fire while jacking off to see Yoshiβs newest erotic film. Currently, Yoshiβs most popular films are, βBigger isnβt always better: Massive Midget Erotica,β and, βThe 3 Foot-Tall Wonder: A Documentary of the Midget porn industry.β Yoshi recently passed away due to a combination of Chlamydia, Crabs, Gonorrhea, AIDS, Penis Lice, Syphilis, Hepatitis B, A, E, C, and possibly D, Scabies, and the fact that he set his dick aflame. Surprisingly, due to the massive deposits of ejaculated cum, his dick stayed aflame for a record-breaking 72 days.
To honor his death, a 12-foot statue of his penis was erected in the center of Tokyo. However, at his grave, due to the large number of STDs, nothing within a 12 foot radius is able to live.
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