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the clear or white goo that comes out of girls vagina's. Be careful! It does not taste or smell like fruity goodness.
"hey you want some yogurt?"
"oh yeah yum! yum!"
*takes out underwear*
"eww what is that!!?"
"you said that you wanted some!"
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When someone has a secret and you find out you say "you bought 'The Yogurt' "
Boy1: just don't tell anyone my secret okay?
Boy2: okay
Boy3: hey Boy1 I have "the yogurt"
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J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.
J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
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A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
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Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
A yogurt male just slept with my wife.
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(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm
Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.
When you cum in her ass and and a little drips out of her butthole
God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt