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Like saying yikes or ooof, a reaction term. Can be used in place if yikes but is mire awkward.
“Jack is being a stupid again and fighting me!”
“That’s a yonks”
The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.
Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.
The yonk was all over his beard.
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A word that is spoken or muttered while someone is in the process of swiping (swipe) an item that already belongs to them. Similar to 'yoink' except 'yoink' is spoken when someone is swiping an item that rightfully belongs to someone else.
Dennis said 'yonk' as he swiped his cassette adaptor from the cassette deck of the Chevy Suburban. Now how am I going to listen to my iPod on the way home from work.
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a word used to replace any verb in any sentence to make it sound more jiggy.
nina: i yonk ass sometimes
sabina: yonk me my juul
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A slang term for penis, usually used in the country or southern parts of the nation.
Me and Brian were wrestling and I think he grabbed my yonk.
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a bird which long ago extinct from the face of the earth , aka the 'dodo'.
The only species of Yonk left is found in a methodist school in Singapore, it likes coconuts, but only those found on the ground, not those on the tree, which has a high risk of hitting Yonk's skull.
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