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Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.
EXAMPLE:
Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"
People: "Ok!"
*shoots*
*misses*
*hits special ed. kid in head*
People: "OH SHIT!"
Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."
(2 Minutes Later)
Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"
(45 Minutes Later)
People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"
Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."
People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"
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A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
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Telling someone they are embarassed by a romantic gesture that has been offered to them
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment
You're so hot right now in those vintage jeans.
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!
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You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite
Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy
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Often used as an insult when an individual is expressing self admiration or pride for themself especially through an intellectual achievement to show that the said individual is in fact unintelligent or lacks smarts even though a mental challenge was gained.
'I got an A+ and you failed lol'
'I'm actually a realist'
'What's a realist?'
'well you're dumb so'
a sarcastic term used as a 'comeback' or insult to deter other bullshit and win an argument. often used out of context and meaning, to confuse an individual.
cunt 1: 'i got 10 out of 10 on physics quiz!'
cunt 2: 'well you're dumb so..."
AHA
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An opening phrase used by people (primarily feminists and SJWs) to obfuscate or willfully misinterpret a logical point/argument a reasonable person has made.
Reasonable person: It's illegal pay someone less based on their sex. No serious economist worth their weight in salt would take the "wage gap" seriously.
Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?
Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-
Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?
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