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"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
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Expression used to convey that the person's resources have - or will be - cut off. Originates from Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers in which Rico's father cuts him off for being obnoxious and dangerously care-free.
The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:
Example #1
Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!
Example #2
Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!
Original Transcript from Starship Troopers. Bill Rico is Johnny's father.
Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.
*Johnny heads toward the door.*
Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?
*Johnny leaves.*
Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!
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what the fuck is wrong with you man?
When someone is litteraly stupid you say "what the fuck is wrong with you man?"
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A phrase for when a woman uses a man for a quickie. Usually followed by her promptly leaving right after.
"Wham bam thank you, man. Damn...I really need to head home now and feed the dogs."
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One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.
Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”
I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.
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Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you