beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.

Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!

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beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.

Johaneman don't beat your mouse.

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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

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beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

beat your pud

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

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