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the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history
Person 1: You're such an idiot
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!
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A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from your mom.
Person 1: I got an F on this test.
Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test!
Person 1: I saw something scary today.
Person 2: YOUR FACE?!
Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman.
Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman!
Person 1: You suck.
Person 2: So do you.
Person 1: Well...your mom.
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: Your mom's face!
Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!
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Probably one of the best comebacks in the world, ususally because your internal organs implode simultaneously whilst trying to hold in the laughter at this comment. This is awesome because faces are all different and have varying degrees of attractiveness. Also this comeback is just plain random.
A: Life sucks
B: Your face sucks!
1: You stink like crap
2: So does your face.
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This is meant to bring the old phrase "in your face" into the 21st century. It is my belief that it is a clearer picture of the insult intended.
When OJ lost the civil suit the judge having handed down his sentence sumarized the corrected injustice of the criminal case by saying three simple words. "On your face."
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Anytime you hear a derogatory adjective, just come back with "just like your face"
Sally: what an ugly picture!
Bobby: yeah, just like your face!
Latisha: that is one shitty car.
Dante: just like your face!
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The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.
'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.'
'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'
'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'
'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'
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An insult that is good at all times. Will usually result in a comeback that is impossible to counter against
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