cut your grass!

When someone tells you to cut your grass it means to cut your vagina hairs off.

Boy: Cut your grass!
Girl: I'm sorry I haven't in foreverr.

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cut your french

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland

conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.

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keep your grass cut

Keep your grass cut means shave your pubic hair

You need to keep your grass cut at all times.

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cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

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cut your head off

An insult used in New Zealand and Austraila. Apparently telling one to cut one's head off is a bigger shot to the balls than calling one a bugger.

American: Might as well cut your head off
Aussi: What did you just say ta me?
*Ameircan has his arse handed to him.*

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i am going to cut your cake

said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis

Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!

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Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."