ZJ

a ZJ as mentioned in the movie "Beerfest" is actually a zitjob. the object is to find the biggest zit on a persons body, pop it, suck out the puss and snowball (or spit) back into the other persons mouth

pop suck spit gulp enjoy your zj if you can afford it

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ZJ

While hanging upside down, get a blowjob, listen to a Zune mp3 player, and record it on your phone.

I got the best ZJ ever last night

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ZJ

A ZJ, also known as a Zoom Job, is when your dirty mistress services you, and gets the hell outta there before your significant other can catch you.

I got an amazing ZJ last night, but I almost got caught!

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ZJ

When a girl bends over and puts her arms between her legs and a guy grabs them and yanks up making the girl do a front flip enabling her head to zip directly into his crotch.

http://break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html
this is a video displaying what would be a ZJ if the dude was nude.

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ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

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ZJ

A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as Mike Z

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

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ZJ

From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ!"
"I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat!"

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