A father of two soon to be three due to conceiving next door to his children. A man with very few words other than “HEY HEY HEY”. Has a lovely lovely wife and zam zam is an overall scary but great person.
Have you seen my brother Sam Sam Zam Zam?
No, wait. HEY HEY HEY!
It’s a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, onomatopoeia, a poem, a love confession, a job offer, your child’s new name, an iPhone camera, a description of a person who eats cranberries in a pomegranate field, it’s anything you want it to be.
“Damn girl, you’re so Zam Wopple.”
“What.”
A morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer.
I mighta cut one, but I ain't take no zam zump!
When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry
My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner
Exclamation, combination of shnizzle and shazam Especially useful during all out online multiplayer combat, such as during a heated Halo3 match.
"Shna-zam motherfr's! You just got p0wn3d!"
She would freak the fuck out all the time, until she started zamming