done a zena

When you ask something so obvious as you ask the question you realise you know the answer already.

Also

Asking for help with a task to realise you just haven't followed instructions

Excuse me how do I open this door labelled Pull, I've pushed it several times and it hasn't worked never mind I've done a Zena

I couldn't submit my essay online, so I did a zena and emailed it directly

Chaz Zena

Big dumb stupid idiot with a Blue Snowball microphone. He likes to go wicka wicka and make technoblade references like a NERD!!!

Guy1: Bruh you are such a Chaz Zena Guy2: WDYM?!?!? Guy1: IDK Guy3:MY GOONS!!!! Guy1:Now thats a Chaz Zena

Did A Zena

When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."