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During intercourse with a partner ask them: "Would you like to see me drink my own cum from a glass?"
If "Yes" is replied cum in the glass and proceed to raise the glass to your mouth as if to drink...
Suddenly and quickly throw the glass of cum in your partners face. Then run away naked making the same "wub wub wub" noise and Dr Zoidberg (from futurama) while also running in a crab like motion
The Zoidberg Wubwubwub
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performing fellation on your ladyfriend whilst using your hands like lobster claws to pincer her nipples and yelping WHOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHHHOOOOOP (as zoidberg)
Almost got caught zoidberging my girlfriend lastnight
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When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.
Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her
Man 2: So howd that go?
Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out
Man 2: Damn that sucks
Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.
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The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.
"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"
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The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....
I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...
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The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.
I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.
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A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.
I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party
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