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A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.
Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!
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Pronunciation: 'zahm-bee
One of the undead or the walking dead, an animated soulless corpse controlled by a voodoo deity. This state of being can come about due to prolonged exposure to kibitzing hoydens, hypocritical robots, and excessive sweating from time spent in the heat. Often a result of a strenuous marching band routine.
Dude, Brian has become such a zombie from all that marching band practice, just listen to him!
(Monotone voice and expressionless face)
"Float 16 hold 4 sir."
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Pedestrians who are trying to pass the street when a car is coming unaware that the car might hit them. Also they never run when passing the street and the car is like 10 meters from them.
I hit a zombie yesterday while i was going to work.
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A long user of Methamphetemine also known as Meth. Scabs and no teeth resemble a Zombie.
Katy has been smoking meth for 10 years now. Starting to look like a zombie.
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a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)
That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.
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While engaged in sexual congress from the piercing tiger position, the gentleman extricates his member before climax and expectorates on the woman's posterior. Upon believing his work to be done, she turns around, at which point he ejaculates into her eyes, causing her to stagger around like a zombie, a la George A. Romero.
Upon arriving at the emergency room, Sally was quite embarassed to explain that her torn ligament resulted from being on the receiving end of the Zombie and then tripping over a footstool.
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(noun) Anyone who eats flesh or meat; as opposed to a vegetarian.
"I'm a vegetarian, not a zombie! No way am I eating at that steak house..."
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