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I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.
Full Zucker noun
Going full Zucker is a non flattering homage to alleged Jazz Guitarist and online forum bully Jaaaaack Zucker whom takes delight in admonishing fellow guitar players in a very immature and futile way while commiting sad and tragic shenanigans.
I posted a clip of a rhythm changes and this guy went Full Zucker on me and banned me from the forum
Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.
Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”
A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".
swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"
As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
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A Zucker is somebody who is very remote, pale, overly calm, looks like they are wearing some one else’s skin, and is overly trying to act like a human like Mark Zuckerberg.
Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, he looks like a Zucker tbh.
Guy 1: Literally!!
When a forum admin promises to stop trolls from picking on said member who is being picked on but then decides not to and bans them for no good reason other than 'screw it, you were rude to me' so any posts about them stay up even after they promised to close that thread down, and then screwing them over by having the blame be put on them instead of the troll that's picking on them - promising to remove a forum post about you and then deciding to put it back and allow it to run past more than 100+ pages.
Brian totally Zuckered TaynaBladex on the forum last night.
A member of the Zucker club aka Facebook.
That zucker just spent 12 hours on the zucker club.
That dude is so zuckered out.
Stop being a fucking zucker.
Are you zuckering with me?