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her mom said to come later than 5:30, jason came at 5:31.
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Jason is the name of someone amazing who will take care of you. He would be the best boyfriend ever and be super duper romantic. But also funny and sweet.
Girl: Hey do you wanna get laid?
Jason: No sorry I'm too busy caring about my girlfriend because I'm romantic
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A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him.
His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.
He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.
Example #1:
Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?
Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!
Example #2:
Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!
Reference:
To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.
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the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
"Jason is a very unique name"
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He is funny, cute, and a true friend. He is overprotective of his sisters.
He makes the best jokes, But is very tough when he has to be.
He loves his sisters closely and wouldn't wanna loose them for the whole world.
He will fight for those who really matter the most to him, even if it puts his life at risk.
He is sometimes depressed when he see others using those that he loves and is sometimes very silent.
He isn't normalizing looking forward to his siblings getting married, because he is afraid to let them go...
Jason can fight really well...
Jason: Hands of my sister creep
Creep: fight me!!!
Jason: It would be my pleasure
JASON WON
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Jason is the sweetest and sexiest guy around he is smart and tasteful with a hint of mystery he has the sexiest smile and love attention. Is I happen to have a man name jason keep him because he is every girl's dream.
1.) Hey girl.
2.) What's good!
1.) Have u seen jason?
2.) Yeah why
1.) He is so fucking fine.
2.) You got it bad!!!
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