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He has a really big dick and he can fuck 8 girls a once
Oh I so lincoln them girls last night
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The Capitol City of Nebraska located about an hour southwest of omaha, home to the university of nebraska, as well as 2 other smaller colleges. It has about 250,000 people. It is known mostly as the home of the Cornhuskers and their dominating football, as wellas having good teams in Baseball and Volleyball. The university of nebraska museum is home to the largest mammoth fossil ever found, and it has one of the most unique state capitol buildings in the country. Overall a very nice place to live
Lincoln is an awesome city.
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Lincoln is the most amazing, funny, artistic, crazy, beautiful, and caring person in the world. She cares for anyone around her and will be your friend no matter what. Lincoln will listen to anything you have to say, even if she doesn’t want to hear it. She manages to keep a smile on her face even on her toughest days. She is very athletic and strong. Lincoln has many goals and dreams that can easily be accomplished if she tries. She loves partying when she gets the chance. She also has an amazing sense of humor. You will always laugh at any kind of joke she says. She loves her friends and family more than anything. Lincoln always does things in her own special way. She”ll always see the good in your personality. She is intelligent, strong and has a pure a heart. She lights up the room when she comes in. Lincoln is a bit crazy at some times, but it makes you laugh. She is a sweet person who is enjoyed by others. If you have a Lincoln in your life, keep her close to you because she is special. She is the piece that completes your complex puzzle. Lincoln is a living miracle on this earth. She is very stylish and has a very good taste of fashion. She is the greatest friend you could ever have. She is incredibly gifted, but doesn’t brag about it. She usually hides her emotion in fear of affecting other people’s happiness. She is very fierce and will stick up for you no matter what. Lincoln is overall a great, smart, funny, and pretty best friend!
Friend: *Sneeze*
Lincoln: KNOCK KNOCK
Friend: WHO’S THERE
Lincoln: BLESS
Friend: BLESS WHO
Lincoln: BLESS YOU!
Friend: HAHAHAH YOU ARE SO FUNNY😂
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Lincolnize- verb: -ed, -ing,
- To be Assassinated, to be killed
Lincolnizer - noun
- An Assassin; A Hitman; A Murderer
Example: "You got Lincolnized Sucka!"
Example: John Wilkes Booth was a Lincolnizer.
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When you are having sex doggie style and the guy is about to cum. He pulls out and shoots his load in the partners hair.
Michelle and I were having sex and I gave her a Lincoln.
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Lincoln,MA a small town 20 minutes away from Boston. The town is so small everyone knows peoples business. Soccer is the sport everyone must play. Moms are stay at home moms who drive there SUV's or Volvos. The girls are all snobs and only wear the nicest clothes. The only school in town is k-8 and most kids end up going to some prestigious private school. The houses are huge, and your dad drives a really nice car and probably has several cars. We have 3 gas stations, a small grocery store, and art gallery, something special, and the whistle stop which is the coolest place to hang out when you have a half day. There is no crime so police break up parties and give out speeding tickets due to the speed limit is 20 mph in the town. Yes, Lincoln is really small and rich and probably the most boring town EVER!!!
Lincoln, a small town with farms and minimal street lights.
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Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.
Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.
Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.