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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
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What some women say just before they cum.
When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!
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a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.
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The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
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A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.
I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
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