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"Look at Tom over there."
"What about him?"
"I heard this fucker doesn't get any pussy."
"What a simp."
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Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.
*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*
Other Player: He totally Tommed that one
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Someone who is always on their phone even if they are with their friends.
Guy 1: Dude stop tomming
Guy 2: I can't!
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The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.
Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.
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noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo
I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.
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An amazing boyfriend who loves you and cares for you. He often plays video games and he has brown hair.
Someone like him is hard to find but once you fall in love u never want to leave him. His birthday is usually in the winter and he has brown hair.
That boy is such a Tom
I know
Ninja has ligma
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The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.
President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"
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