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A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
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Adjective.
Complete confusion about a certain situation.
Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."
After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
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A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.
Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!
Bondy hurry up you badger
Your a badger
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Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
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Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.
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sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere
ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.
see also bananaphone
i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food
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A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.
Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?
Respose: I'm just badger watching.
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