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An absolute failure of a dude who can’t even keep a steady job.
George: Every decision I have ever made in my life has been wrong. I guess thats because I’m George Costanza.
Taking a long, skinny shit inside someones wallet. Possibly after swallowing a few hard candies whole.
A: Don't worry, I'll pay for dinner.... aww fuck! Someone Stinky Costanza'd me....
Exactly who president Biden is supposed to play irl
Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?
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any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.
Who is the lead singer of Against the Current?
Oh, Chrissy Costanza !
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Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.
It is so hot in my office but after pulling a Costanza, I feel fresh again.
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Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!
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