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Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.
Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?
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A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.
Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!
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A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.
Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.
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HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL.
Crafti real is not real
"Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.
It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.
"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)
"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"
Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
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