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A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.
Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.
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A 175 cm tall filipino hybrid laughing crazily behind the living room door.
Haha look at that filipino kid, he's so doing a Howie!
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after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set."
Bob: *gives the howie stare*
(Awkward silence)
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When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
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A howie with a unusually large brandy. He likes to eat computers. He has a VERY big booty.
OMG BECKY LOOK AT His BUTT
Oh that's just BrAnDy HoWiE
Run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. Douchebag who started harassing passengers on a flight and got arrested for it because he is an asshat.
In March, he locked a girl in a tour bus bathroom after she refused his "sexual advances" and broke another girl's cell phone when she tried to call the police.
1.) Hi, my name is Howie Day and I'm just your run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. But at night I'm a raging douchebag.
2.) Howie Day sucks.
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