Weird dad that has way too many city miles on his body
Jayson has been around town
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the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful lovable person you could ever meet. even speaking to him is like floating on clouds
Person 1 : why do you even like jayson?
Person 2 : cause heβs perfect
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douche of which all other douches are compared
dumbfuck1: damn that guys a douche
dumbfuck2: must be jaysone!
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He's a certified nerd and he's not afraid to show it, Star wars, Lord of the rings, DnD, you name it. This doesn't mean he's not cool though, he's one of the most genuine of people you will ever meet. He is also great at impressions and an absolute blast to be around, he never fails to lighten the mood whilst he munches on his chocolate. But be careful, he's not for takes. He has a demon with HIM..
STAY AWAY!
Also he a biiiiittttchhhhh. <=====(-Β¬
Omg, he's such a "Jayson" *giggle*
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The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the Cβs
Any educated person: Oh thatβs just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
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HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night
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