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Nobel peace prize winner of 2017.
Kendall Jenner hands out a Pepsi.
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When you're sucking his asshole so god damn hard your lips start to tingle and then tah daaah! Instant lip lift
*getting ready for a night out*
P1 "damn my lips look so flat, I should get fillers.."
P2 "no dont inject that shit into your lips! Here, suck my arsehole instead!"
P1 "OMG you were right! My lips are so plump! I've Kylie Jennered myself! Thanks!"
The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
A wild Ben Jenner is a mysterious creature who has four eyes who can’t see so he buys glasses that are broken and he cba to fix it and he also has a HUGE crush on a girl called Maeve who is actually fit ngl.
OKFG IT’S A WILD BEN JENNER RUN FOR YOUR FRICKING LIFE!!!!!
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A really big nerd who can’t afford to fix his glasses and has a massive crush on a girl called maeve but she is actually a bit fit ngl.
Oh my god it’s a Ben Jenner!!! Everyone protect maeve from the pedo!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FRICKEN LIVES!!!!
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When plastic goes into humans instead of the ocean. Both are an issue.
Teen Girl: I wanna look like Kylie Jenner!
Some random fuck: Might as well say you wanna be a straw..
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One of many people who got famous because of ther plastic surgeries induced looks. It is estimated she spent 2 millions on:
-breast implants
-but implants
-lover rib removal
-lip injections
-jaw reconstruction
-chin implant to match match the new jaw
-eyebrow lift
-eyelid widening
-nose job
-cheek lift
So basically everything on her is fake and she completely changed her appearance
Susan: damn Sally be getting that butt implant, nose job and jaw reconstruction all at once
Meghan: she gonna Kylie Jenner it for real!
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