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What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me
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A lemon is another word for a lesbian.
1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons
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A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.
Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!
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Hotdog x Donut (LEMON)
vagina x penis (OMG LEMON!!11!1)
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The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.
1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.
2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.
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the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them
e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"
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Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.
Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"
Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"
Example 2.
Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"
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