When Paula decides it’s time to assert her womanly authority and split the tender anus of Brando with the Brutus El’Grande.
“Brutus says he wants to warm up honey” she says
“Just make sure he’s got enough Vaseline my master” He says
“Shut your mouth little boy, he’s going in dry. Prepare for pegging” She says
“Gasps” he says
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To falsely assume something about a person. Often based on stereotypes or outward appearances. It can be used in both the positive and the negative (ie, someone is "pegged" with a characteristic they do not possess; or they are "not pegged" with a true but hidden characteristic.)
Derived from the hypothetical idea of "pinning (or pegging) a label on someone".
"I never would have pegged Ben for a geek, but then I discovered his collection of Star-Wars action figures."
"I'm sick of people pegging me for a homosexual. There's nothing wrong with a little judicious manscaping here and there!"
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to run away very quickly. see also leg it
someone was running at me so i pegged it.
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Meaning to 'leg it' or to go somewhere on foot.
Let's peg it up the hill.
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Being struck with an object which someone else threw at you, such as a tennis ball, dodge ball, football, crumpled up piece of paper.
Dude, Jack was walking to his car and I pegged him with a tennis ball in the back of the head.
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Usually on your birthday. A traditional celebration whereby after hitting the fancy steakhouse you take the dilly so hard in the kiester that you look like a mature carrot patch. That, or a battleship game board 30 minutes in.
For Giz’s birthday he went out to a nice dinner then came home for a pegging he wouldn’t soon forget.
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