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A homosexual man who likes to have dirty sex, including watersports and lots of ejaculate.
The dirty pig stuffed me with his porker.
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The cops. The po-po. The fuzz. The 5-0. The boys in blue. The whoop-whoop. The swine.
Basterds think they are above the law, what they say goes.
Slow down there's pigs patrolling around here. Fucking pigs.
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A police officer who is literally a pig in body, mind, and spirit:
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
Person 1: "A cop pulled me over yesterday and gave me a ticket."
Person 2: "Was he a pig?"
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a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.
Hey, you fuckin' PIG! Fucked any hamburger buns or donuts lately? Your mother should have taken a coat hanger to your worthless child-molesting ass when she had the chance!
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the dickweed cops who arrest kids for smoking weed. give out fines for loitering, and beat up black people for no given reason
Ice-Cube: fuck the police comin strait frum da underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown...
pigs: damned right nigger! you scum of the earh! lets go arrest some kids for skateboarding at the donut shop, then go pick up some fritters
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