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quagmire

Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible!
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons

Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates.

Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!

by hatchetman...heads on posts August 16, 2009

20πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


quagmire

/kwagmyer/ - noun

a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them

2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours

Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”

Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."

by The Shuffler June 1, 2018


Quagmire

quagmire.

John Wick: omg man it quagmire
your left nut: oh my days
Quagmire: quagmire

by your left nut March 16, 2021


quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

66πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

by Park School August 3, 2003

25πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!

its quagmire giggity giggity goo!

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Quagmire

Best cartoon character ever

says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"

by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005

47πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž