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When you're taking a dump, yet the smell is completely unfamiliar to anything that's ever come out of you before. It will almost feel like a Stranger came in and shit in your toilet with you still on it.
Dude, the shit I took this morning was a total fucking Stranger. I totally almost called the cops.
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Back in Spring 1979 when Boeing's B-52 OAS (Offensive Avionics Systems) was in Phase 1 there were plenty of new hires, most of which did not know each other. Management decided we needed to know who the other people were in all of the other groups. Sure we could have informal meetings here at work but that would just be another thing we would have to attend keeping us from getting the job done. A few of us got together and said we would form a softball league that would allow employees to meet in an informal setting away from work where we could get to know one another.
We called it a Picnic League. The idea was for us to bring our families out, have a picnic, play some softball and enjoy ourselves while we got to know our fellow employees. The teams originally were made up of members of your own group or organization; such as Software, Materiel, Test, Systems Engineering, etc. The rule was you had to be either in that organization or you were a family member of someone in that org.
The first year was a success. The Air Force customer even got a team together to play against us.
As time went along, more and more people wanted to play in our league, it was just too fun. When this happened the rules were laxed and groups of people from different organization joined together to form teams. At one point we had so many teams we had two leagues, playoffs and championship games.
Then things got serious. Some players forgot this was a fun league and rivalries exploded. The league fell apart and almost came to an end. A few of us old timers said we wanted to keep playing but only for fun. Just the excuse we needed to get interns involved.
So we put together a few teams, got the sponsors to drag the interns out, bought a few cases of beer and the rest is history.
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beside being a masturbation technique, the stranger is a sex prank
when you're having sex you make sure you're gettin it from the back, she's facing a window, and that one of your buddies is hiding in the closet. about half way through you say "hold on" and this is when your buddy quietly comes out of the closet and puts in when you pull out. then you go outside in front of the window leaving her wondering who's behind her
Charlie pulled the stranger on me yesterday, but i shut the blinds and kept going with his friend
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sit on your hand til' it goes numb then masterbate fiercely like there's no tomorrow. usually because you would be able to feel your hand again after a short period of time.
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When an indivitual cuts off the circulation to their hand till it grows numb, then procedes to masturbate. Thus creating the sensation of another persons hand on the genitals. "Also referred to as the stranger efect."
I was bored last night, but after sitting on my hand for a while, had a long talk with the "stranger" about cleaning my pipes.
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A sexual act in which one partner will take the woman from the behind, leave the room after switching with a friend. The first man will leave the room and find a near by window where he will wave at his bewillered ho.
Steve tried the stranger with his girlfriend, and his friend John.
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Having a oddly large obsession of the Netflix show, “Stranger Things”. Symptoms of strangeritis is having Stranger Things on your “Continue Watching for _____” or on “My List”.
-*friend sees your continue watching on Netflix*
Friend- Oh your watching Stranger Things?
You- Oh, no it isn’t my first time, it’s more like my 18th t8me this week.
Friend- You should probably get checked out for Strangeritis