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a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.
short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.
Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.
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A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”
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An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.
Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
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1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.
A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!
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A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
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