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emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."
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Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter
Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.
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What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
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The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.
When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
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the act of sucking your own cock.
Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?
what the fuck is that
(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant