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What one says when they do something intentionally and gets caught.
Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded,
"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
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A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
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The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
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If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.
The best shooters are the worst skippers.
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An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.
Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.
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Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
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An accident that's extremely unlikely and unusual.
Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.
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