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When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.
Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.
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rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.
I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?
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The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
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When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards
I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.
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When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
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When you take a shit, turn on the heating and turn off the toilet fan.
Wow, I wouldn't go in there; smells like an Afghani Gas Chamber
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When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy
My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.