About A Week Ago

1. The approximate length in time necessary for an individual to acknowledge/realize a specific activity or event before all persons within hearing proximity repeat the phrase and spontaneously break into "shmoney" aka the "shmoney dance" (varying levels of proficiency in the shmoney dance result in ~90% failure rate/looking like a scrub). Not recommended for those of European descent (honkeys).
2. A period in time (about a week ago) when Mitch dropped a body.

Hingle: My grandma died recently...
McCringleberry: Oh wow I'm so sorry when did she pass?
Hingle: About a week ago...

McCringleberry: What?

Hingle and McCringleberry: ABOUT A WEEK AGO *break into shmoney*

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A Whole Child Ago

A phrase to describe an event that has 18 years or more ago.

"Wow..it's hard to believe he died almost a whole child ago."

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About a week ago

you did something a week ago but you don't remember it and its a slang word the odd people don't get.
about a week ago

me: " I got my hair done"
you:" When:
me: "About a week ago!"

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Like an hour ago

Like an hour ago is within 5-10 minutes of an hour.

I just ate like an hour ago.

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cutty long ago

A phrase meaning "a very long time ago."

I look so young; those pictures are from cutty long ago.

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Ages ago🙌

A common phrase based off of one of Charlie laRoches old instagram posts that has now been archived. The description consisted of the now well known phrase 'ages ago🙌'

1: when was that?
2: ages ago🙌

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about a Meek ago

The duration of time since Meek Mill has had respect. This point in time is now finite as Mill was bodied by Drake in late July 2015.

Man I haven't heard that since about a Meek ago

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