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When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"
That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.
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A guy who “can show you the world.”
More specifically, the shining, shimmering, splendid gay world.
A man who helps a freshly-out gay man explore his newly embraced sexuality.
See also: freshly ripe fruit
James just came out of the closet, so he and his gay Aladdin are going to Pride next weekend.
When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.
MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"
STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"
MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"
a phrase you throw for your horny ass nigga.
mahn! stop being so aladdin motherfucker on my bulge dick!
To be overwhelmed with work, or a lot of small tasks that seem never ending.
Person 1: Hey You busy?
Person 2: I'll say, I'm deep in Aladdin's sand right now!
Being overwhelmed with work or tasks that seem to never end.
Person 1: Hey you finish counting those tooth picks?
Person 2: No I'm deep in Aladdin's sand.