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Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.
My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.
alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
good morning alastair! you look pretty today.
Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.
Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.
He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.
an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
person 1: what's your name?
person 2: alastair
person 1: *creams*