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When you crap your pants and then sit on it
I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...
Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.
James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"
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When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.
Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.
Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
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The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.
Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
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When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs
"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"
Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
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