alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

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alcohol

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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alcohol

(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks

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alcohol

a gimped version of marijuana.

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

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alcohol

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

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alcohol

what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!

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alcohol

the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.

bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa

vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is

rick- weeeee perty butter flies

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