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a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!
Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.
alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms
The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks
a gimped version of marijuana.
I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?
alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems
sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention
what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out
dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!
the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.
bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa
vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is
rick- weeeee perty butter flies