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someone who drinks a lot and gets drunk regularly, even though he knows he'll regret it the next day
Nat is an alcoholic
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1. Someone who drinks heaps or relies on alcohol a lot
2. These people are usually German and have dark hair, and usually males
OMG that BJ is such an alcoholic
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Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.
"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"
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In the Montclair Region, alcoholic is described as a term of victory. Many people would call it being a "Steve Santangelo" or "Kareem Bakr." By being an alcohol, its not how drunk you get, just how many ruit games you can take until you pass out.
"Did you see James on the ruit table last night?!!?!"
"Yeah dude, he took so many beers to the face the last few nights, he must be an alcoholic."
"Nah dude!! He's just the next Steve Santangelo!"
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The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
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A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.
Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
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One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.
He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
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