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To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.
Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.
almond butter is what rich people cum
when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt
a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”