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A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.
Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.
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Jebidiah was balls deep in his angel ewe when amish jam spilled out onto his boots.
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n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.
I'm going to Ohio for a visit with the Urban Amish relatives. Where's my Gameboy?
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Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana
I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast
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The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.
Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.
The act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever.
My internet was down so I had to have an amish wank last night.
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The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.
Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
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