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The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.
Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.
When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
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When you want to search something on Google and have it open, you are distracted by something and forget what you wanted to search.
Also on Urban Dictionary, when before you search a word you are distracted by the word of the day and completely forget the one you wanted to search. A cure for this is to type the word into the search bar before reading the word of the day.
"Hmm, what does gooch mean? I'll look it up on UD. Oh, what's this, the word of the day? Dang I forget what I wanted to look up!"
-Person suffering from Google amnesia
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A ultra high in THC weed, will fuck you up for hours.
boy1:.............uughg
boy2: wassup man?
boy3: dont expect an answer, he been smokin dat amnesia haze
boy2: yo give me some of dat shit
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All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.
"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."
A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.
To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.
noun. A condition in which lax attention to one's Netflix queue results in the arrival of surprising (and usually disappointing) selections.
(Upon opening his mail:) "Oh, fuck. A couple weeks ago I was throwing anything they wanted me to into my queue to fill it, then I got busy and got some queue amnesia, and now apparently I have to watch the fucking 'Joy Luck Club'."